woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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