no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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