elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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