Kiss
Puke
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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