she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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