so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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