Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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