hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
