I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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