Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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