You can't special order awesome
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
jump out the window naked night went bad
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
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