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My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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