doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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