I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I know her cup size but not her name....
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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