Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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