I swear she didn't look like that last week.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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