yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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