can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
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third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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