used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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