Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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