it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
