piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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