addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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