He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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