hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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