I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
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