I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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