Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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