How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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