I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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