youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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