She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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