She is in my trunk
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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