What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Randomize
