my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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