Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
You are a booty call, not a friend.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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