I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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