I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
tonight lets celebrate not being married
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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