2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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