Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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