You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Is Oprah even human
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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