You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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