I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
He? As in you personified your dick?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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