We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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