I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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