So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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