I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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