Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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