Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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