dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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