HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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