I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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