Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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