The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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